omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
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