We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
i barfeds in our rink
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
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