i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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