I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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