Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
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