Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
you will always have a special place in my vag
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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