real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Randomize
