we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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