I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Randomize
