Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
You're earring is so big in my mouth
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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