About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
