physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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