I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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