The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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