I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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