D3 body, D1 cock
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Everyone says I win the strip club
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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