Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
I'm both gender and math confused
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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