Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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