your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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