Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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