You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Randomize