i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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