Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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