Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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