new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
