puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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