I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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