No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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