Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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