stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
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