currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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