But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Just cropdusted the office
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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