whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
He? As in you personified your dick?
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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