So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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