Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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