Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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