i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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