he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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