spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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