Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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