Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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