Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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