But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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