I am in a vortex of obligation.
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
We are two peas in an std pod
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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