you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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