do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
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