I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
This is the prime rib incident all over again
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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