we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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