Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
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