don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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