We're like a lot better than the average bears
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
my shit smells like andre
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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