Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
You took a bar mat shot.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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