it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
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