I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
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