yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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