why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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