I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
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