its not stalking. its research.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Randomize
