This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
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