omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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