Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize
