I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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