i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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